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Friday, December 18, 2009

An update from Micah's Jeans.

Fatty wears me to a Christmas Party.


My fellow comrades,

Today my Fatty-bo-batty (or FBB for short) wore me out of the house for the first time since I arrived, and it was about stinkin time! Where did my FBB take me you ask? Out for a Sonic Happy Hour drink? Out to eat? Out for ice cream? Out to shop? Nope.... she took me to a fourth grade Christmas party. At first I was appalled. Why would I, fabulous jeans, you know, the ones that make her buns look squeezable and AWESOME want to go to a fourth grade party? I mean come on! Fourth graders have not had two kids. They could care less that I have to squeeze some full figured 5'10" 220 something pound FBB into my outstanding material. But, oh well.

I walked her fabulous buns into that class room, and followed every move she made. And, to top it all off, she did not even enjoy the buffet of high fructose corn syrup. (well, maybe just one little cookie). She did not drink a soda today, or eat wee little donuts. No sweet tea, chocolate candy, suckers, potato chips, dips or anything. I tell you what fellow bloggerhood jeans, my FBB kicked some major high fructose corn syrup butt today! I felt honored to make her buns look good!
Well, it is time for her to take me off now....she needs to put on her sweat pants and big baggy shirt, because she can't breath! I will write more the next time she decides to take me out. And I will try to get her to take a picture of me....and her buns! :)

Until then, good luck!

With love,
Bloggerhood size 16 jeans

6 comments:

MrsFatass said...

Wow. I had no idea my pants had an inner monologue. I should have been a better listener.

MMM said...

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Andrea (ace1028) said...

Wow! What cool jeans! Glad they stuck to your buns like glue! ;)

MMM said...

Umm... ya again, please substitute 18 for 16. Thank you! LOL! :)

Christy in Seattle said...

hehe ... awesome!

Christine said...

:D Lovely. And congrats on kicking high fructose corn syrup in the butt! You will be out of the 16s before you know it.

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